endlessassent:

markivation:

some how I’ll make a man out of you

I just really needed this on my blog.

(via obliterateeverything)


madturbating:

kkkill:

uniic0rnkiller:

annikaisafag:

lol i made a video of me “singing” since i have the house all to myself tonight 

omfg the person in the background 

THIS IS REALLY FUCKING CREEPY THOUGH OMG

you know she dead


deathgod777:

this is the GREATEST scene of ALL TIME

(via elegant--egotist)


cnnbreakingofficial:

nayx:

why

why not

(via condorn)


(via yugiohmygod)


tyrabanksnipple:

notco:

so i changed “someone” to “a boob” on ponify and i typed an assignment out for religion and handed it in, but i forgot about ponify so when i got it back i

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“because a someone”

“because someone” it went from “someone” to “a boob”

(via yugiohmygod)


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thefuuuucomics:

priest-of-rage:

ravenouscomplex:

niknak79:

How to make your monitor only visible to you

THAT IS REALLY COOL

If my mom saw me staring at my laptop with nothing but a blank screen it would go one of two ways.

She would either A: Accept it and carry on.

or B: Finally decide I’ve gone nuts and get me help

MANNNN

(via my-endless-eternity)


natvvolff:

lleger:

natvvolff:

hello. my name lindo. 10 year ago i in accdnt. i 2 finger. no nipple. evrday pepole make laugh at me. happy side booty game strong like kid say. ha ha.
ignor 4 satan
reblog 4 good

I would just like to point out this picture isn’t legit, and this girl is bullshitting to get popular on Tumblr.
If you look at the background along with her shirt, you can see she used photo booth or something to make her face look wider….. just sayin….

my name lindo. 10 year ago i in accdnt. i 2 finger. no nipple. evrday pepole make laugh at me. happy side booty game strong like kid say. ha ha.

natvvolff:

lleger:

natvvolff:

hello. my name lindo. 10 year ago i in accdnt. i 2 finger. no nipple. evrday pepole make laugh at me. happy side booty game strong like kid say. ha ha.

ignor 4 satan

reblog 4 good

I would just like to point out this picture isn’t legit, and this girl is bullshitting to get popular on Tumblr.

If you look at the background along with her shirt, you can see she used photo booth or something to make her face look wider….. just sayin….

my name lindo. 10 year ago i in accdnt. i 2 finger. no nipple. evrday pepole make laugh at me. happy side booty game strong like kid say. ha ha.

(via madturbating)


lostbeasts:

i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean

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holy

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friggin

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shit

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i still think HORSES are big but

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would you

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just

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COULD YOU IMAGINE

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FUCK

(via laughbitches)


celebiii:

the-grudge-girl:

Answer Man
The Answer Man is an urban legend about a game that is played by kids in Japan. They say the game can invoke an evil spirit that will answer any question given to it.
You need:
Ten people who each own a cell phone
Step 1: Gather ten people in a loose circle. Each person must have the cell phone number of the person to their left.


Step 2: On the count of three, each person presses the call button to contact the person on their left 


Step 3: Everyone puts their phone to their ear and listens
Because everyone is calling each other at the same time, all of the phones should be busy and nobody should receive an answer.

However, one person will find that their call is mysteriously answered and they will hear a voice on the other end of the line.

This is the Answer Man.

When you are on the phone with the Answer Man, you can ask him anything. He will answer whatever questions you choose to ask him. However, after he gives you your answer, he will have a question for you. They say that if you answer his questions incorrectly or are unable to give an answer, a large gnarled hand will appear from the phone and tear off a piece of your body.

OH MY GOD

celebiii:

the-grudge-girl:

Answer Man

The Answer Man is an urban legend about a game that is played by kids in Japan. They say the game can invoke an evil spirit that will answer any question given to it.

You need:

  • Ten people who each own a cell phone
Step 1: Gather ten people in a loose circle. Each person must have the cell phone number of the person to their left.
Step 2: On the count of three, each person presses the call button to contact the person on their left 
Step 3: Everyone puts their phone to their ear and listens


Because everyone is calling each other at the same time, all of the phones should be busy and nobody should receive an answer.

However, one person will find that their call is mysteriously answered and they will hear a voice on the other end of the line.
This is the Answer Man.
When you are on the phone with the Answer Man, you can ask him anything. He will answer whatever questions you choose to ask him. However, after he gives you your answer, he will have a question for you. They say that if you answer his questions incorrectly or are unable to give an answer, a large gnarled hand will appear from the phone and tear off a piece of your body.

OH MY GOD

(via wiiathlete)